Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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