Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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