I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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