I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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