i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Did I show you my penis last night?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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