wat bout pragnant strippers??
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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