talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i barfeds in our rink
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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