I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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