I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I need water and some morals
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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