Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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