Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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