So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
zippers are such a cool invention
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You left your underwear on the fireplace
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You can't just leave with hair like that
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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