I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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