So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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