i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?