We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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