if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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