Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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