He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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