Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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