have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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