Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
COCAINE IS GR8
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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