babies were throwing up all over the place
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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