Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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