allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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