I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize