Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize
