yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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