One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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