Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Call meee

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...

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(760): View more from California

ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!

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(360): View more from Washington

Let's get naked and see who's stronger.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass

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(706): View more from Georgia

Her name starts with A and ends with whore.

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(210): View more from Texas

He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.

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