Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.