Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(416): View more from Ontario

Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk

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(301): View more from Maryland

I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."

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(337): View more from Louisiana

All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.

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(407): View more from Florida

I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.

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