fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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