Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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