i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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