I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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