I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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