Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
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