I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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