I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it glows. i had to have it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
3pm strippers are depressing
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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