Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I think your dad took our porno
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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