Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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