I would go down on you faster than GM stock
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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