Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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