seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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