she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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