Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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