But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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