nut hugger
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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