drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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