Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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