dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?