I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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