Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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