I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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