Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I fill condoms, not promises.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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