i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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