i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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